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McCain Courts Kiddies While Obama (Needs To) Gets Dirty

John McCain hopes to convince a majority of people under 30 years old that he’s the best presidential candidate for them. So far, it’s not going well. Recent polls show Barack Obama with a lead of at least 20 percentage points.

“John McCain sees young voters as a competitive demographic this year,” said McCain youth outreach spokesman Joe Pounder, “and we’re going to go after them.”

To do that, the McCain campaign says it will focus on his legacy as a war hero, plus appearances on late night television shows — including Saturday Night Live — and town hall meetings around the country. He also has an army of thousands of young volunteers, thanks to Young Republican and College Republican clubs around the country connecting with peers over the phone and through canvas drives.

Those campaign methods look pretty traditional next to Obama’s presence on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter. McCain has said he’s still learning how to sign onto the Internet himself.

Yeah, good luck with that. I can kind of predict already that Obama will still get a huge majority of the 18-35 demographic, nationwide. But McCain still has to go after the younger demographic, if only
for appearances’ sake. It’s the classic “go after them where they’re strong” tactic, a la Kerry’s swift boat vets. My main concern at this point is Obama relying too heavily on the “youth vote.” That supposed great voting bloc, rocking the vote and supporting the most progressive of causes every four years, has a tendency to skip out come election day (although the 18-35 segment did increase their turnout by 11% in ’04, it simply wasn’t enough).

Democrats need to focus on the winning play book that Republicans have been writing over the past two decades. That means…

  1. getting dirty (no, I’m talking dirtier than free bumper stickers from MoveOn),
  2. amp up the pandering and fearmongering (the difficulty here is finding a feasible Other, given a progressive(ish) Dem platform),
  3. going after the opponent’s strong points (debating a nonissue like flag pins draws attention away from actual issues, ie. potential weaknesses),
  4. getting more support from the people who actually vote (older than 18-35, certainly).

I think by this point, after eight years of Bush (and eight years of Clintonian triangulation before), the ends justify the means. I’m never a fan of personal politics, but provided success both for POTUS and in Congress, the Democrats might be able to get something done after this election.

Bring on the cult of personality. Obama is personable enough. Maybe he should get a dog before the election.

Here’s a hopeful accompanying article re: the ’08 primaries and the youth vote, from futuremajority.com.

AIM Convo Insanity

This was an AIM conversation that I saved as a draft on my blog. It’s about a year old, maybe more. This really isn’t worth posting, but I’m discarding my drafts and need to save it for posterity’s sake. I think it’s hilarious, and you might too if you were in my position and knew what’s going on. Well, I don’t know what’s going on either. Call it a sign of the times.

I changed the screen names.

End of the disclaimers.

B ak chee 2k

B ak chee 2k (8:56:53 PM): http://www.easternecho.com/cgi-bin/story.cgi?3524

Auto response from B ak chee 2k (8:56:53 PM): AROUND

I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin’ a damn, I said never

re dsk un k (9:01:09 PM): no
B ak chee 2k (9:01:50 PM): yes
re dsk un k (9:02:06 PM): naw
B ak chee 2k (9:02:12 PM):
I flashed a smile to the two young women at the security screening. One asked me to lift up my jacket. I did. Both shook their heads. “Sorry,” one said. “We can’t let you in. No Kerry.”

“Not even if I wore it backwards, turned it inside out, took it off?” I suggested. (Prather was told to turn his shirt inside out, which he did. He was then told to take the shirt off. He did. Shortly thereafter, he was escorted away by security.)
re dsk un k (9:02:48 PM): yeah
B ak chee 2k (9:03:15 PM): No
B ak chee 2k (9:03:18 PM): He still wasn
re dsk un k (9:03:23 PM): *shrug*
B ak chee 2k (9:03:26 PM): What makes you think yeah.
B ak chee 2k (9:03:32 PM): Are you being unpatriotic?
B ak chee 2k (9:03:36 PM): I hope not.
re dsk un k (9:03:40 PM): ok
B ak Chee 2k (9:03:46 PM): Go to sleep.
re dsk un k (9:03:52 PM): it’s only nine..
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soccerandchess (9:09:28 PM): so are you that ng mod guy
re dsk un k (9:09:47 PM): yup
soccerandchess (9:09:50 PM): cool
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:05 PM): Dude
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:06 PM): I never knew you were a mod.
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:12 PM): I’ll steer clear of you
re dsk un k (9:12:15 PM): haha
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:17 PM): Good night :-)
re dsk un k (9:12:18 PM): I couldn’t resist
re dsk un k (9:12:20 PM): g’night…
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:30 PM): Don’t ban me for stupid reasons
re dsk un k (9:12:35 PM): I might..
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re dsk un k (9:12:52 PM):
soccerandchess (9:09:28 PM): so are you that ng mod guy
re dsk un k (9:09:47 PM): yup
soccerandchess (9:09:50 PM): cool
re dsk un k (9:12:56 PM): oops
re dsk un k (9:13:01 PM):
soccerandchess (9:10:06 PM): do you ever ban people randomly and laugh at their anger
re dsk un k (9:10:14 PM): yes.
soccerandchess (9:10:18 PM): nice
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:03 PM): YOU FUCKING DOUBLEPOSTED
re dsk un k (9:13:10 PM): sometimes my control+copy doesn’t work :S
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:12 PM): YOU KEPT ME UP FOR 2 SECONDS LONGER
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:16 PM): OMG
re dsk un k (9:13:18 PM): OMFGD
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:21 PM): I CAN’T SLEEP NOW
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:25 PM): I NEED TO MASTURBATE
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:32 PM): WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
re dsk un k (9:13:33 PM): GO GO GO
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:38 PM): I NEED TO GO MASTURBATE NOW
re dsk un k (9:13:43 PM): GO GO GO
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:51 PM): CHRIST, DON’T YOU HAVE ANY SELF CONTROL?!
re dsk un k (9:13:56 PM): NEIN
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:04 PM): YOU’RE BANNED!
re dsk un k (9:14:11 PM): U R
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:12 PM): UGH.. FAP FAP FAP
re dsk un k (9:14:24 PM): FAP HARDER
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:29 PM): FAP FAP FAP FAP WHAT ABOUT THAT COLLEGE GIRL BEFEEL
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:33 PM): FAP FAP FAP FAP
re dsk un k (9:14:34 PM): HARDER
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:38 PM): FAP FAP FAP
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:44 PM): (THUD)
re dsk un k (9:14:47 PM): OH NOES
re dsk un k (9:14:49 PM): IT FELL OFF
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:58 PM): OMG BEFEEL CAUSED ME TO BREAK MY PEN0RDO
re dsk un k (9:15:00 PM): QUICK GET TEH DUCKTAPE
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:16 PM): IT’S BLEEDING, TEH BEFEEL IS LIKE WHADUP SEXAY!
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:25 PM): I LIKE, IT’S OFF
re dsk un k (9:15:30 PM): NO PUT IT BACK ON
re dsk un k (9:15:34 PM): HRUY
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:49 PM): BEFEEL TOTALLY HURT MY SELF-ESTEEM.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:00 PM): I CAN’T. I’M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS INSTEAD.
re dsk un k (9:16:06 PM): OK
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:31 PM): (PUT’S ON PALE WHITE FACE-PAINT.)
re dsk un k (9:16:38 PM): RACSIST
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:44 PM): I’M A GOTH.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:54 PM): BEFEEL TURNED BAKSHI INTO A HOMOSEXUAL GOTH.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:57 PM): OMG.
re dsk un k (9:17:00 PM): HOMOGOTH
B ak Chee 2k (9:17:34 PM): UM. YEAH. GO YELL AT HIM. GOODBYE. I’M GOING TO LISTEN TO MARILYN MANSON NOW.
B ak Chee 2k (9:17:46 PM): lolz = teh befeel = omg
B ak Chee 2k signed off at 9:17:50 PM.