I Have The Worst Visitors

Posted January 11th, 2005 at 6:18PM
A day or two ago I found a better site counter, and ended up signing up and adding it to my footer. I come back a few days later and check on it, and I’ve come to a few conclusions:
1) Onestat really under counts my hits
2) I have the worst visitors ever.
One benefit of IDCounter over OneStat, is their inclusion of ‘search query’ — ie., what search terms your visitors used to get to your site. And mine? They’re just pathetic.
| Search query |
|
| plastic girl |
7.41 |
2 |
| shaanxi 1556 disaster |
3.7 |
1 |
| free pics of male and female couples |
3.7 |
1 |
| heroin blog |
3.7 |
1 |
| blog comment avatar |
3.7 |
1 |
| real doll |
3.7 |
1 |
| naked mother pictures |
3.7 |
1 |
| white bears extinct |
3.7 |
1 |
| bam casualty figure aid |
3.7 |
1 |
| sexy male dudes |
3.7 |
1 |
| merriam-webster witch |
3.7 |
1 |
| real housewives |
3.7 |
1 |
| 1556 earthquake in china |
3.7 |
1 |
| male |
3.7 |
1 |
| natural disasters%2c april 25th |
3.7 |
1 |
| 1887 china float |
3.7 |
1 |
| islam representation after september 11th 2001 |
3.7 |
1 |
| bam earthquake casualty figure |
3.7 |
1 |
| john kerry and capital punishment |
3.7 |
1 |
| 1923 tokyo earthquake |
3.7 |
1 |
| ancient torture devices |
3.7 |
1 |
| bam%2c iran%2c disaster end 2003 |
3.7 |
1 |
| male spring break photos |
3.7 |
1 |
| last meals for people on death row |
3.7 |
1 |
| relief aid tangshan 1976 |
3.7 |
1 |
| free male torture |
3.7 |
1 |
|
I satisfied exactly two of those searches. Oh well.
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I have a section of my site (down at the moment) dedicated to my gerbils. You can imagine the freakishness of those search queries!
Are you satisfied with the “sexy male dudes” query?
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I love your gerbil site Andrea. It’s so good. :thumbup:
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This is totally not a comment on this post, sorry (but now that I think of it, what do these search results say about you? hmmm).
But Zeke, are you coming out to the meetup on Thursday??
Hope so.
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http://redskunk.bakshi.us has now been activated for your blog and site
It will appear in that URL tommorow. You can still use the http://weblogs.bakshi.us/redskunk URL though
Or would you like a name other than Red Skunk. I activated Red Skunk because thats your weblog address and stuff.
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Cool, thanks bakshi! Have to thank you sometime over aim. ‘redskunk.’ works, since I can’t settle on a shorter name.
Tiffany, dunno if you’ll check this, but I probably won’t show. I’m a real introvert, meet up with people I met online? Scwary.
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“Sexy male dudes”
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