Your Chair, Mr. Limbaugh

I was surfing ol’ Rush’s website today, when I went into his store section. All he had, was a bunch of polo shirts with his signature embroidered on them. In other words… :pooh:

But then! Oh man! I found.. I found… this:

THE PRESTIGIOUS ATTILA THE HUN CHAIR
From the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies

Known only to those admitted to its hallowed halls, the centerpiece of the curricula of The Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies is a study of Attila the Hun. Far from the overwrought caricature of excess with which he was portrayed, Attila demonstrated many qualities of the modern leader…a man who forged a people of a thousand different goals into one of common purpose, and who was relentless in achieving his objectives.

It is therefore fitting that the Limbaugh Institute has, since its inception, honored the top ranks of America’s future leaders with “The Prestigious Attila the Hun Chair.” While this Chairmanship is largely honorary, the chair that accompanies it is most assuredly real. In fact, this is the same chair that Rush Limbaugh himself sits on each weekday while making broadcast history. Now, for the first time, you can own an exact replica of this modern masterpiece.

Given its pedigree, you know this is no ordinary chair. Covered in the renewable resource of fine black leather, one touch will convince you that you have joined the ranks of the elite merely by sitting down. At the top of the front of the chair, a large EIB logo is richly embroidered in your choice of gold or silver, where it will forever mark you as a person of discerning taste and unusual intellect.

Of course, as an elite product, every detail has been attended to on your behalf. Fully upholstered in fine black leather, the back and seat are tufted and well padded for comfort—the arms are padded and leather upholstered as well. A completely pneumatic lifting mechanism adjusts the chair to your selected height, the tilting function can be locked at the angle of your preference, and the chair rotates a full 360 degrees (but only to the right!)

The best part? The $519 price, along with $25 S/H.

Staples has the same chair for $129.

Rush? You’re a card, baby. A real card.