AIM Convo Insanity

This was an AIM conversation that I saved as a draft on my blog. It’s about a year old, maybe more. This really isn’t worth posting, but I’m discarding my drafts and need to save it for posterity’s sake. I think it’s hilarious, and you might too if you were in my position and knew what’s going on. Well, I don’t know what’s going on either. Call it a sign of the times.

End of the disclaimers.

B ak chee 2k

B ak chee 2k (8:56:53 PM): http://www.easternecho.com/cgi-bin/story.cgi?3524

Auto response from B ak chee 2k (8:56:53 PM): AROUND

I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin’ a damn, I said never

re dsk un k (9:01:09 PM): no
B ak chee 2k (9:01:50 PM): yes
re dsk un k (9:02:06 PM): naw
B ak chee 2k (9:02:12 PM):
I flashed a smile to the two young women at the security screening. One asked me to lift up my jacket. I did. Both shook their heads. “Sorry,” one said. “We can’t let you in. No Kerry.”

“Not even if I wore it backwards, turned it inside out, took it off?” I suggested. (Prather was told to turn his shirt inside out, which he did. He was then told to take the shirt off. He did. Shortly thereafter, he was escorted away by security.)
re dsk un k (9:02:48 PM): yeah
B ak chee 2k (9:03:15 PM): No
B ak chee 2k (9:03:18 PM): He still wasn
re dsk un k (9:03:23 PM): *shrug*
B ak chee 2k (9:03:26 PM): What makes you think yeah.
B ak chee 2k (9:03:32 PM): Are you being unpatriotic?
B ak chee 2k (9:03:36 PM): I hope not.
re dsk un k (9:03:40 PM): ok
B ak Chee 2k (9:03:46 PM): Go to sleep.
re dsk un k (9:03:52 PM): it’s only nine..
B ak Chee 2k (9:04:03 PM): Okay, then wake up.
re dsk un k (9:09:55 PM):
soccerandchess (9:09:28 PM): so are you that ng mod guy
re dsk un k (9:09:47 PM): yup
soccerandchess (9:09:50 PM): cool
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:05 PM): Dude
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:06 PM): I never knew you were a mod.
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:12 PM): I’ll steer clear of you
re dsk un k (9:12:15 PM): haha
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:17 PM): Good night
re dsk un k (9:12:18 PM): I couldn’t resist
re dsk un k (9:12:20 PM): g’night…
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:30 PM): Don’t ban me for stupid reasons
re dsk un k (9:12:35 PM): I might..
B ak Chee 2k (9:12:51 PM): omg no plssss
re dsk un k (9:12:52 PM):
soccerandchess (9:09:28 PM): so are you that ng mod guy
re dsk un k (9:09:47 PM): yup
soccerandchess (9:09:50 PM): cool
re dsk un k (9:12:56 PM): oops
re dsk un k (9:13:01 PM):
soccerandchess (9:10:06 PM): do you ever ban people randomly and laugh at their anger
re dsk un k (9:10:14 PM): yes.
soccerandchess (9:10:18 PM): nice
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:03 PM): YOU FUCKING DOUBLEPOSTED
re dsk un k (9:13:10 PM): sometimes my control+copy doesn’t work :S
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:12 PM): YOU KEPT ME UP FOR 2 SECONDS LONGER
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:16 PM): OMG
re dsk un k (9:13:18 PM): OMFGD
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:21 PM): I CAN’T SLEEP NOW
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:25 PM): I NEED TO MASTURBATE
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:32 PM): WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
re dsk un k (9:13:33 PM): GO GO GO
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:38 PM): I NEED TO GO MASTURBATE NOW
re dsk un k (9:13:43 PM): GO GO GO
B ak Chee 2k (9:13:51 PM): CHRIST, DON’T YOU HAVE ANY SELF CONTROL?!
re dsk un k (9:13:56 PM): NEIN
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:04 PM): YOU’RE BANNED!
re dsk un k (9:14:11 PM): U R
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:12 PM): UGH.. FAP FAP FAP
re dsk un k (9:14:24 PM): FAP HARDER
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:29 PM): FAP FAP FAP FAP WHAT ABOUT THAT COLLEGE GIRL BEFEEL
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:33 PM): FAP FAP FAP FAP
re dsk un k (9:14:34 PM): HARDER
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:38 PM): FAP FAP FAP
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:44 PM): (THUD)
re dsk un k (9:14:47 PM): OH NOES
re dsk un k (9:14:49 PM): IT FELL OFF
B ak Chee 2k (9:14:58 PM): OMG BEFEEL CAUSED ME TO BREAK MY PEN0RDO
re dsk un k (9:15:00 PM): QUICK GET TEH DUCKTAPE
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:16 PM): IT’S BLEEDING, TEH BEFEEL IS LIKE WHADUP SEXAY!
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:25 PM): I LIKE, IT’S OFF
re dsk un k (9:15:30 PM): NO PUT IT BACK ON
re dsk un k (9:15:34 PM): HRUY
B ak Chee 2k (9:15:49 PM): BEFEEL TOTALLY HURT MY SELF-ESTEEM.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:00 PM): I CAN’T. I’M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS INSTEAD.
re dsk un k (9:16:06 PM): OK
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:31 PM): (PUT’S ON PALE WHITE FACE-PAINT.)
re dsk un k (9:16:38 PM): RACSIST
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:44 PM): I’M A GOTH.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:54 PM): BEFEEL TURNED BAKSHI INTO A HOMOSEXUAL GOTH.
B ak Chee 2k (9:16:57 PM): OMG.
re dsk un k (9:17:00 PM): HOMOGOTH
B ak Chee 2k (9:17:34 PM): UM. YEAH. GO YELL AT HIM. GOODBYE. I’M GOING TO LISTEN TO MARILYN MANSON NOW.
B ak Chee 2k (9:17:46 PM): lolz = teh befeel = omg
B ak Chee 2k signed off at 9:17:50 PM.